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How I learned to mind my own business:

I was walking down the mental hospital the other day, and all the patiens were shouting;“13… 13… 13…”.

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a small gap in the planks, so I looked  through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting, “14… 14… 14…”